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Biography of Amy

Amy was raised by centaurs in New Mexico until the age of eight, when we found her under a rock and attempted to place her as an exhibit in the British Museum. Unfortunately we later found she had escaped and was performing as Hamlet at the Globe Theatre. Following rave reviews she moved to Wolverhampton in a vain attempt to balance her karma by living in one of the worst places in the universe. She failed, as it ultimately turned her insane. By which I mean more insane than she was. She ran The Royal Wolverhampton School for several years, picking it up out of the mire, and turning it into a Specialist Academy for Origami. She is now planning on a similar project at Nottingham University, as well as making many many books. And possibly some webisodes.

Thank you very much for following! How did you come by my blog, if you don't mind me asking?

You’re very welcome! Thank you for having such an awesome blog.

It was on sherlockspeare’s list of forever-follow blogs so I thought it would be worth a look and was proved marvellously right!

Reasons why Amy is amazing.

  • She Tumblrapes me ALL THE TIME.
  • Her hair is wonderful.
  • She’s weird.
  • She also drinks the last orange juice in the house.

FAVORITE ANNIE/ABED MOMENTS
→ Social Psychology (1.04)

360,739 plays

hella-nella:

ariverwithoutislands:

geekyhatter:

thisisvodka:

quinnbritts:

thatsmygirlfriendyounumpties:

Green Day | Boulevard of broken dreams

Oasis | wonderwall

Travis | Writting to reach you

Aerosmith | Dream on

mash up.

I had this song playing and scrolled down a bit then opened another tab (with the song still going) and when I returned to my tumblr tab it was on this picture

my heart

reblogging this because picture works awesome with song

sweet jams

cactusflavouredtoiletpaper:

How small are Saurons eyes? i mean seriously?!

Has anyone else noticed how beautiful Sauron’s fingers are? I mean seriously, so PRETTY!

GUESS WHAT

I REALLY DO LOVE AMY EVEN WHEN SHE TUMBLR FRAPES ME BECAUSE SHE’S SO FUNNY AND AMAZING AND CUDDLY AND BOUNCY AND FABULOUS AND LOOK AT HOW WELL SHE IS TUMBLR FRAPING ME NOW

AMY IS AMAZING

ALL THE LOVE FOR AMY

Truly guys, I love her dearly. She is possibly the only person who could listen to me rant and still be this bubbly and lovely. Love her to pieces. ««««3

And just so people know this is me… the llamas are coming. With the ducks, which is why we all need pocket Martin Freemans. Or just hedgehogs.

textingwithscones:

Reasons I love Millie:

• “Dying slowly inside… Let’s find kittens!”

I LOVE AMY.

SHE IS AMAZING AND HILARIOUS AND A FANTASTIC WRITER AND I LOVE HER.

Using Moriarty’s logic

acumberbitchinbelgravia:

Middle Earth is real

Hogwarts is real

There is a Goblin King who wears pants that are way too tight and sings awesome songs

Zombies are real

Elves and fairies exist

389 plays

dtheparanoid:

The Civil Wars - Poison and Wine

I wish you’d hold me when I turn my back
The less I give the more I get back
Oh your hands can heal, your hands can bruise
I don’t have a choise but I’d still choose you

Every time I use the guitar, this song never skips my playlist. The Civil Wars is indeed musically genius.